DEAD INSIDE, STILL SERVING TEE

DEAD INSIDE, STILL SERVING TEE 💀

Mentally checked out. Outfit still eating.

Running on caffeine, questionable decisions and absolutely zero emotional availability? Same, babe.

Meet the Dead Inside, Still Serving Tee — because just because you’re dead on the inside doesn’t mean your outfit has to be.

Serving looks? Always. Serving a positive attitude? Don’t push it.

With its effortlessly oversized fit, soft feel and heavyweight finish, this tee is made for the chronically unbothered, professionally sarcastic and anyone whose personality is 50% dark humour and 50% looking hot.

Throw it on with baggy jeans, your favourite shorts or literally whatever’s on your bedroom floor. It’s giving emotionally unavailable but aesthetically immaculate.

THE DETAILS 🖤

1. Fit: Oversized, loose and effortlessly cool
2. Neckline: Classic crew neck
3. Sleeves: Relaxed short sleeves
4. Fabric: Soft, breathable cotton
5. Weight: Premium 260 GSM heavyweight feel
6. Style: Unisex streetwear with a side of existential crisis
7. Season: Your year-round emotional support tee

KEEP ME CUTE (CARE INSTRUCTIONS)

1. Machine wash cold at 30°C on a gentle cycle
2. No bleach, babe. We’re already dead inside.
3. Tumble dry low
4. Iron on low heat, avoiding the print
5. Don’t dry clean. We’re not that high maintenance.

AVRUQ ENERGY ONLY.

Dead inside. Still serving. Unfortunately, still iconic. 💋

Warning: May cause excessive compliments, unsolicited stares and people asking where you got your tee.

Wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Line dry and skip the tumble dryer to keep fabric and prints looking new.

Not sure on sizing? Message us and we'll help you find your fit.

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